- Sean Parker
- that asshole in The Karate Kid
- my dog, Sadie
- Will Schuester
- Zooey Deschanel’s character in The New Girl
- Matt Smith’s eyebrows
Professor Snape
Ursula from The Little Mermaid
a Cylon even
Anyone but his fellow Republican running mates, tbh.
Joffrey Lannister.
^^^
george w bush tbh
Shane from “The Walking Dead”
Herschel from “The Walking Dead”
a zombie from “The Walking Dead”
- Deadpool
- Beavis and/or Butthead
- Either member of Insane Clown Posse
- The impossibly omniscient fetus narrator from that “Why did you abort me, mommy?” poem that pro-lifers love to spread around
I would vote for that fetus as well… that fetus has more brain cells than Perry does…
Andrew Hussie.
any of the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park
Cody Brown from “Sister Wives”
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Cosmo from the fairly oddparents
Boo Radley the redhead from Victorious Benedict Cumberbatch a soft pretzel
My snake Pich Rob Liefield Mysterio Seconding the Sonic Adventure 2 Soudtrack My horse from Skyrim Optimus Prime
Karen from Mean Girls Spongebob or Patrick Peter Griffin Heidi Montag a rock I like this game!
box of mints Rory Williams after he was erased from existence. An Adipose Edward Cullen A pineapple Steven Moffat
M Night Shyamalan Either member of the Insane Clown Posse Professor Umbridge Ron Paul Graverobber from Repo!
My dog Sonja’s corpse that girl in my CLS class who’s totally cute but not all there The trashcan in this study room...
quietly seconding andrew hussie and a zombie from the walking dead
Sigmund freud a pencil some gum i found on this desk my term paper a daffodil Woody Harrelson Woody Guthrie Dynamite
- Yorick Brown - Gary Oak -...Kindly Ones* - Golden Witch Beatrice - Bender - Jayne Cobb -...
Dolores Umbridge Mordred The Cybermen Either of the Olsen twins My rubber dragon, Freckles
Andrew Hussie. any of the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park Cody Brown from “Sister Wives”
Barney Fife
A turtle a fridge anybody from the warehouse a wood chipper Kevin a candle and Lord Voldermort.
Grima Wormtongue Todd and his turtle from Community
charlie sheen barney britney spears jonghyun
My Vagina.
Light Yagami My hairbrush Me The broken pipe in the bathroom that keeps making one of the toilets overflow An empty ink...
Mr. Rogers Captain Falcon Mama Luigi Lavitz Slambert
Pittsburgh Steelers All...my annoying facebook friends who are so fucking excited about...
a dryer sheet Korrok Nickleback Whitney